Hey dearest all,
I am typing in outlook so that no one will spot me for suspicious behavior. I got my first cash award yesterday, it was 50 bucks. It was exciting and strange at the same time. Aside from the fact that a three digit number can also top a two digit, I sincerely felt that the reason I have gotten it is because I complain constantly about other DC people… Maybe because I did a good job convincing my manager that I am a deserving individual who is supposively always finding faults of others. Mmm… Therefore I should be awarded because I am always right in contrast? I guess? Anyway it's for this one project I recently finished and my pathetic thank you note literarly read "thank you for your tenacity"… which losely translates to you were a "constant pain the butt"
On a happier note, I got 50 bucks! That's like soft shell crab, spicy tuna, spicy salmon, spicy scallops, rainbow roll, saginaw roll and then some! On the road to Mrs.dom there's like a butt load of laundry. I say we all become nudists! Then there will be only shower to worry about. Well… we would wear shoes. Mmm… imagine a world with shoes and no clothes.
I don't want to work!!! And you can't make me!!!
1 comment:
haha, i like how you immediately equate your cash value to what food it is worth.
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